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The Impressions - Episode 4
Nov. 9, 2022

The Impressions - Episode 4

This is the final episode of season 8’s story ‘The Impressions’. I talk about the City of London where the story takes place, the sources for the different characters and an interesting theory about what some people believe could explain ghosts. And finally I’m going to introduce you to my next project. 🎧 To get the best experience of this story, listen with headphones. Image from Edward Penfield by rawpixel. Theme music: 'Sugar Cane Rag' by Scott Joplin. Additional music Daddy_s_ and SegeQuadra...
The Impressions - Episode 3
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Nov. 2, 2022

The Impressions - Episode 3

Felicity Appleby's plan to have the building belonging to the London investment bank Ruff, Tumble and Bounderby declared a building worth preserving by the Historical Building Association means the re-entry into her life of Aiden Duchenny, an ex-boyfriend. Will he help her, or will that entail a price that nobody should expect her to pay? 🎧 To get the best experience of this story, listen with headphones. Image from Edward Penfield by rawpixel. Sound effects courtesy of Pixabay. Theme music: 'Su...
The Impressions - Episode 2
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Oct. 26, 2022

The Impressions - Episode 2

Felicity Appleby has promised to help the Impressions, the peculiar inhabitants of the investment bank she works at near St Paul's Cathedral, find a way to stop the building they inhabit being torn down. But how will that be possible when other people hardly ever notice them? Could Felicity's old boyfriend Aidan Duchenny - also known as Aidan the Douchebag - help her find a way? 🎧 To get the best experience of this story, listen with headphones. Image from Edward Penfield by rawpixel. Sound effe...
The Impressions - Episode 1
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Oct. 18, 2022

The Impressions - Episode 1

Felicity Appleby has a job she hates in the London investment bank Ruff, Tumble and Bounderby. The only plus side is the bank's beautiful 19th century building and its location in the City of London, near St Paul's Cathedral. However, after bumping her head on a cupboard door, Felicity finds that the building is home to a whole other group of people, the Impressions, who badly need her help. Can she help them survive the 21st century? 🎧 To get the best experience of this story, listen with headp...
Summer Special 2022 - Episode 1
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July 18, 2022

Summer Special 2022 - Episode 1

Welcome to the 'Behind the Bottom Line' Summer Special 2022. Two great episodes to listen to on holiday. Today's stories are: 👨‍💼 ‘The Interview’ – how good are you in job interviews? Cuthbert Trill wants to kill himself but is persuaded to apply for one more job. Will he get it? 🐺 ‘Full Moon’ – Topfoods plc chairman Jerome Jones is really into diversity for really bad reasons. But he’s in for a shock when he finds out HOW diverse his employees are. 🎧 These two stories have been sound-scaped. To...
The Moustache
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April 25, 2022

The Moustache

Thanks to his magnificent moustache, Wilhelm Adler has always managed to get his way in both the boardroom and the bedroom. But Candy Harding is disgusted by it and remains completely immune to his charms, which of course makes her doubly attractive. How can he persuade her to think again? Music by JuliusH Pixabay Image by rawpixel.com
The shopping cart
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April 19, 2022

The shopping cart

Sally King is shopping in Hal Mart Superstore in Portland. As always, her experience is made much easier if she follows the advice given to her by her shopping cart. Only this time, the shopping cart has one or two strange suggestions for her. What on earth was her husband doing the previous weekend while she was in Florida? Music by JuliusH Pixabay . Image by rawpixel.com This story first appeared in Speak Up!
Catchphrase
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April 11, 2022

Catchphrase

Jack is a highly paid motivational speaker with a secret. Bibi is his coach and she has a secret too. What could be the key for both of them to tell each other their secrets? Could it be the catchphrase that Jack's old sheepdog Billy always said to Jack? 'Who dares, wins?' A transcript of this story is available on my website: www.behindthebottomline.com Music by JuliusH Pixabay . Image by P ixabay This story first appeared in Business Spotlight.
The kitchen burglars
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March 1, 2022

The kitchen burglars

The teams from sales on the third floor and accountancy on the seventh floor like to prank each other. But this time, they may have gone a little too far … Music by JuliusH, Pixabay. Image by rawpixel.com This story first appeared in Business Spotlight.
RomCom
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Feb. 15, 2022

RomCom

Ed and Jane are scriptwriters for a big Hollywood studio, who've been told they've got to work together. She likes to write dramas and he likes to write thrillers. What neither of them can write are romantic comedies. Or can they? Music by JuliusH, Pixabay. Photo by Monstera from Pexels This story first appeared in Business Spotlight in 2020.
Double Trouble - Episode 10: The origin story
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Aug. 16, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 10: The origin story

What was the real-life background to 'Double Trouble'? In this last episode of season 5 of Behind the Bottom Line find out about: the original model for 'Double Trouble' the influence of a disaster back in 1968 how advertisements torture me how I choose the names for my characters You will also get a sneak preview of season 6 which will be coming to a podcast player near you at the beginning of October 2021. Image by Kurt Bouda from Pixabay
Double Trouble - Episode 9: Jemima finds out
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Aug. 9, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 9: Jemima finds out

Tim, Nick and Wanda are now in London filming the Xaewoo Motors commercial with Lady Lois. So far, things have been going well, but Jemima Madison, the boss’s daughter, isn’t stupid and she’s starting to ask a lot of questions. What will happen if she finds out what's been going on? Image by zl2ifb from Pixabay
Double Trouble - Episode 8: On set
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Aug. 2, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 8: On set

Tim has found a way to bring Nick, Wanda and Lady Lois up to London to film a commercial for Xaewoo Motors. But can a goat act? And will the twins really get away with fooling everybody for very much longer? Image by Marcel Langthim from Pixabay
Double Trouble - Episode 7: Timothy Aldridge - advertising genius
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July 26, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 7: Timothy Aldridge - advertising genius

Tim Aldridge needs to come up with a new advertising campaign for the Madison & Oggers client, Xaewoo Motors in less than a week. Will his longing to escape London and get back to his farm help the creative juices flow? And what about his brother Nick trapped by floods on the farm? Is he simply flirting with Wanda, the Polish agricultural student, or is this something more serious? Image by butterflystroke from Pixabay
Double Trouble - Episode 6: Timothy learns a lesson
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July 19, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 6: Timothy learns a lesson

After his unfortunate encounter with Tanya Mischkovich in a restaurant, Tim Aldridge is desperate to leave London and get back to his farm. But a visit to a cheese shop which sells his very own 'Aldridge Blue' cheese makes him realise that he has been guilty of avoiding his business responsibilities, and when he does get home, he's going to have to make some changes. Meanwhile, Nick is finding out that being trapped in a dark cellar isn’t always such a bad thing. Especially if you’re in that dar...
Double Trouble - Episode 5: Dating Jemima
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July 12, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 5: Dating Jemima

Tim is still in London pretending to be his twin brother Nick, an advertising executive for the company Madison and Oggers. But things are about to get tricky for Tim: Jemima Madison, Nick's ex-girlfriend, has invited him out on a date. Can he keep her fooled, especially as she starts getting more than a little bit friendly? As for Nick, back on the farm he's advising Tim's wife Gwyneth on how to write a seduction scene for her latest romantic novel. But is the technique he describes starting to...
Double Trouble - Episode 4: Nick learns a lesson
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July 5, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 4: Nick learns a lesson

Tim is finding out that his brother’s life in London is more complicated than he realized. His colleagues are competitive, he has to create a new advertising campaign for a car in only a week, Nick’s ex-girlfriend wants to get back together with him and that’s before he’s even met the boss, Louis Madison... Image by Ulrike Leone from Pixabay.
Double Trouble - Episode 3: Madison and Oggers / Timothy in Trouble
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June 28, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 3: Madison and Oggers / Timothy in Trouble

Timothy Aldridge has to leave his beloved farm and the quiet countryside to go up to London to take the place of his twin brother Nicholas – an advertising executive – at an important meeting, after Tim, his wife Gwyneth and a goat called Lady Lois accidentally knock Nick out.It’s only supposed to be for one meeting, but then Nick finds flooding has left him trapped on the farm and his brother Tim trapped in London pretending to be a top businessperson. What could possibly go wrong?Image by bstad from Pixabay
Double Trouble - Episode 2: Crisis at work / The flood
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June 21, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 2: Crisis at work / The flood

Nick Aldridge's relaxing weekend down in the countryside on his brother Tim's farm is suddenly interrupted by a call from London. Who's calling Nick late on Friday evening and what on earth can they want? And how will Tim, Gwyneth and Wanda react? Image by Lara Badioli from Pixabay
Double Trouble - Episode 1: Aldridge Farm / Meeting Wanda
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June 14, 2021

Double Trouble - Episode 1: Aldridge Farm / Meeting Wanda

Timothy and Nicholas Aldridge are identical twins with very different lives. Timothy runs the family farm in a quiet part of the south-west of England while Nicholas is a senior manager for the advertising company Madison and Oggers in London. One wet weekend both their worlds change for ever. Nick has an accident and has to stay on the farm, so Tim secretly takes over his brother's job in London. Follow them from one comic disaster to another as they find success, love and happiness when chaos ...
Negatron Nick
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April 6, 2021

Negatron Nick

Heard of the ‘boil the dog’ approach to change management? No? Then you need Sheona Hakovski, motivation trainer from San Diego. She’ll soon have your people leaning in, giving 110% and boiling dogs … or is it frogs? Find out in ‘Negatron Nick’ This story appeared in Business Spotlight in 2018
Teamwork
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March 30, 2021

Teamwork

"Think positive, talk positive, feel positive!"; "Your attitude is your altitude!"; "Together we achieve more!" Don't you just HATE office work slogans? And even worse than the slogans, are the managers who try and use them to motivate their teams. Poor Mr Finkel thought he could use them to whip a difficult team into shape. But he hadn't met Julie and Paula ... This story appeared in Speak Up in 2015 Image by Robin Higgins from Pixabay
The Interview
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March 23, 2021

The Interview

Things are so bad for Cuthbert Trill he has decided to end it all. He's lost his job, his wife's run off with his best friend, and now a wave has just washed his glasses out to sea. Still, he could probably manage to drown himself if it wasn't for the annoying stranger on the beach who wants to interview him for a job. Why won't they understand that this is not the right moment? This story first appeared in Business Spotlight in 2015.
Heaven plc
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March 2, 2021

Heaven plc

Paddy Power has recently been relocated from his job as Head of Public Relations in a large corporation on earth to ... Heaven plc. But he's not happy with working his way up the heavenly hierarchy slowly, he wants to be the Commissioner's assistant and he wants the job now. The question is, how can he get rid of the present occupant, the Archangel Gabriel? Maybe it's time to use his PR weapons ... This story first appeared in Business Spotlight in 2018. Image by Please Don't sell My Artwork AS ...